Feats N' Faults: Red vs Blue, Shisno Paradox
Not the pizza!
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I’m going to be honest with all y’all: it’s been two years since I watched and calculated points for these seasons of Red Vs. Blue. They are also the ones I rewatched the least, so the character descriptions are going to be a bit vague, lol. I don’t think these seasons are bad in any way, but they are the weakest in the series. So let’s jump into it and start wrapping up RVB! Today, we are covering the pantheon of the RVB Universe: Apavos, Muggins, Huggins, Chrovos, Kalirama, Burnstrorm, Genkins, Atlas Arcadium Rex, and the report crew, Dylan Andrews and Jax Jones.
Let’s Get Started!
10th Place, Apavos: 0 FN’F Score
In the last, we have Apovos... I don’t remember this guy at all. However, I guess that makes sense because he didn’t earn a single feat or fault.
9th Place, Muggins: 0 FN’F Score
Now it is Muggins’ turn, who is the other light flair that didn’t do quite as well.
8th Place, Chrovos: 1 FN’F Score
Chrovos was built up as the main antagonist of this trilogy. She had been locked away because of how powerful she was, but the girl was an idiot. She gave Genkins her powers, then was cast into obscurity. What a letdown.
7th Place, Jax Jones: 1 FN’F Score
Jax is the cameraman for Andrews. he loves movies and follows the crew around, but that’s about it. He’s funny enough, but doesn’t achieve anything.
6th Place, Huggins: 1 FN’F Score
Hey, the other lens flair. Huggins found Grif in the timestream, but that’s it: a fun travelling companion but not much of a competitor.
5th Place, Kalirama: 1 FN’F Score
Kalirama should have been a competent god of war, but instead, she destroyed a pizzeria and nothing else.
4th Place, Burnstorm: 2 FN’F Score
Burnstorm is the builder. He built all the traps and labyrinths for the Pantheon.
3rd Place, Dylan Andrews: 5 FN’F Score
I like Dylan. She is a no-nonsense reporter who wants to get to the bottom of the Reds and Blues. It’s a good thing she was competent, too, since she saved the freelancers from rotting in armor lock.
2nd Place, Atlas Arcadium Rex: 9 FN’F Score
Atlas is the Zeus of this Pantheon and destroyed the Moon. He also knocked out a mortal, and that’s it. Not much of a god if you ask me.
1st Place, Genkins: 12 FN’F Score
Lastly, there is Genkins. He is the one who took the power from Chronos and is the trickster god. This dude erased Pizza from history, and that is one of the most evil acts I have ever seen in my journey here at Feats N’ Faults!
Hope you enjoyed this smaller and faster-paced Feats N’ Faults. I will see you all next week for a more normal Feats N’ Faults!